Here's a snippet of a conversation we four had at the dinner table the other night whilst enjoying a pizza dinner...
Lenon: "Can I have some marijuana sauce?"
Frank: "Um, what?"
Lenon: "Marijuana sauce. Can I have some with my breadsticks?"
Frank and I exchange a curious glance.
Lenon points at the counter. "That red sauce. Can I have some with my breadsticks?"
Frank: "OH! Marinara sauce! Yes, you can have some."
No, our child is not on drugs. This was shortly after a drug talk at school. Clearly he had "marijuana" on the brain... but not literally, because our child is not on drugs.